growing up is watching your younger sibling get taller and taller until they finally surpass you until you’re left a diminished pride and memories of when you were the supreme sibling
i shouldn’t be reblogging this but whatever i’m sad and i do what i want
Fucking Taylor, a ldr is the hardest thing but it is so worth the effort
this makes me sad
That’s one of the things about working closely with someone else, you get to know that person so well, you can make them laugh.
How I view my Tumblr audience:
How it actually is:
IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
oh my god
i cant get over this gif of sam super-kicking the winter soldier in the head
HE JUST FUCKING GLIDED DOWN AND KICKED HIM IN THE HEAD.
CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKER
this makes me so sad
A quick audio lesson on Southern Linguistics.
Press play. Trust me on this one.
i have the third best erection i’ve ever had in my life right now.
I loooove accents.
THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN
I tell my friends here on the West Coast that not all Southern accents are the same and I can tell a bad faked one from the real thing or when Hollywood sticks a Texas accent on a character supposedly from Louisiana (it’s really grating for me). I couldn’t explain how I just knew the difference because I grew up with those accents — in family, friends, classmates, you just know the markers. But this explains what the differences are beautifully.
the doctor’s regeneration was so sad
Why is this post back
Don’t make this my first post to break 200 notes please do no t
I nearly scrolled past this, so glad I didn’t hahaha
What the fuck was that? I’m laughing so hard it hurts
Even better if you read this in the voice of Batman.
SOMEONE GET ME A SOURCE AND A READING SHALL BE DONE. THIS I SWEAR.
One of the most popular two sentence horror stories has been turned into a short film.
You can watch it here
The first puppy to leave me speechless
A deer that catches stars in its antlers