Keep That Hair Short

goldenboydean:

captors0llux:

growing up is watching your younger sibling get taller and taller until they finally surpass you until you’re left a diminished pride and  memories of when you were the supreme sibling

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bvbarmyforevas:

p-u-r-d-y-s—d-i-c-k:

chemikatfires:

veronikathehuman:

glowpinkstah:

princessharuhi:

i shouldn’t be reblogging this but whatever i’m sad and i do what i want

*cries*

*sobs*

Fucking Taylor, a ldr is the hardest thing but it is so worth the effort

this makes me sad

That’s one of the things about working closely with someone else, you get to know that person so well, you can make them laugh.

nevermorethoughts:

How I view my Tumblr audience: image

How it actually is: image

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

killmiami:

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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oh my god

gosh-i-love-a-r-r-0-w-s:

rouxx:

i cant get over this gif of sam super-kicking the winter soldier in the head

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HE JUST FUCKING GLIDED DOWN AND KICKED HIM IN THE HEAD.

CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKER

kanyes-wife:

this makes me so sad

kanyes-wife:

this makes me so sad

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elfgrove:

isaia:

graine:

inothernews:

scottfriday:

harriet-ben-twerkin-on-da-rr:

ask-changeling-lyra:

A quick audio lesson on Southern Linguistics.

Press play. Trust me on this one.

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i have the third best erection i’ve ever had in my life right now.

Excellent.

I loooove accents.

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THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN

I tell my friends here on the West Coast that not all Southern accents are the same and I can tell a bad faked one from the real thing or when Hollywood sticks a Texas accent on a character supposedly from Louisiana (it’s really grating for me). I couldn’t explain how I just knew the difference because I grew up with those accents — in family, friends, classmates, you just know the markers. But this explains what the differences are beautifully.

forgivemehighb100d:

forgivemehighb100d:

forgivemehighb100d:

the doctor’s regeneration was so sad

Why is this post back

Don’t make this my first post to break 200 notes please do no t

forgivemehighb100d:

forgivemehighb100d:

forgivemehighb100d:

the doctor’s regeneration was so sad

Why is this post back

Don’t make this my first post to break 200 notes please do no t

dustyoldroses:

crissplz:

bittercore:

hamstr-derp:

thescienceofjohnlock:

I nearly scrolled past this, so glad I didn’t hahaha



What the fuck was that? I’m laughing so hard it hurts

Even better if you read this in the voice of Batman.


SOMEONE GET ME A SOURCE AND A READING SHALL BE DONE. THIS I SWEAR.

dustyoldroses:

crissplz:

bittercore:

hamstr-derp:

thescienceofjohnlock:

I nearly scrolled past this, so glad I didn’t hahaha

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What the fuck was that? I’m laughing so hard it hurts

Even better if you read this in the voice of Batman.

SOMEONE GET ME A SOURCE AND A READING SHALL BE DONE. THIS I SWEAR.

sixpenceee:

One of the most popular two sentence horror stories has been turned into a short film. 

You can watch it here

poochcrew:

The first puppy to leave me speechless

poochcrew:

The first puppy to leave me speechless

spiritleaf:

A deer that catches stars in its antlers

spiritleaf:

A deer that catches stars in its antlers